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    Software_Goddess: Why does porn always get the cheese? more »
    Duckspwn_Reborn: The batteries story is just... cruel. It's the kind of story you laugh at a little bit when you first read it, then regret laughing because you realiz... more »
    MacBandit: I think winner is the definitely the dad that tried to assemble the trainset without the necessary skill set. Deliver the pizza to the grave site imm... more »
    Scotland: "Son, You Can Play With Your Toys When I Sell You the Batteries" = not an original story (I think). "This year, he got a multi-instrument weather sta... more »
    Counterglow: Marte and her brother had a wonderful father. Maybe he wasn't the handiest guy in the world, but he sure had a good heart. more »
    MostlyHarmless: Personally I think the "You Can Play With Your Toys When I Sell You the Batteries" was the worst because thats totally a dbag move on the part of the ... more »
    Zing: I've got to give it to batteries, if only because I know that pain.. So many Christmases spent running through the house trying to find every battery ... more »
    Jeff Reyes Javier: hey now... it may not be porn... but i still felt like the saddest kid on earth that Christmas lol. these other stories are entertaining as well. i ... more »
    kevinschram: Hey, its letting me vote more than once. Time to stuff the ballot box for that charming floppy disk box story. more »
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Pr0n in the PS3 is going to win for sure. more »
    Bawb - The One, The Only, The Builder: I find great irony in the fact the "Porn in the PS3" currently has 69% of votes :) more »
    Michael Torres: Honestly, is porn a big deal anymore? Like walk out big deal? My wife and I watch it together all the time, and think nothing ill. Are we the minority? more »
    philibuster: This just in: Most men are closeted lesbians based on their netflix viewing preferences. more »
    Dacker: I don't know if Dan's reporting is precise, but he wrote, "...alleges that her identity could be divined...". That's could, as in, there is a potenti... more »
    smartboydan is banned from Deadspin :(: I'm pretty sure that I recall from a citizenship class that there is no ennumerated right to privacy. But it has been about 6 years since I took that... more »
    DonLuc: This is why we can't have nice things, stupid lady. I'd say they did her a damn favor. She just went from boring housewife to lesbian porn watching ... more »
    Kaiser-Machead: If she wins this will open the floodgates for lawsuits from single, childless men who watched the Hillary Duff movie. more »
    ploopsy: Now the whole world will know that she likes scissoring! more »
    atrus123: In suing Netflix, she's just drawing attention to herself, making it even more likely for people to figure out her identity. Besides, it's not like s... more »
    Deckard: My father in-law rented Brokeback Mountain, thinking it was about modern day cowboys. "They were hugging and wrestling, and then he spit in his hand.... more »
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