The wonderful Lumia 800 is finally available in the US. Awesome. But only in a preposterous $900 bundle at the Microsoft Store. Guhhhhhhhh.

The bundle—which includes the phone, a few headsets, and a speaker—"officially" goes on sale February 26th, but apparently you can get it now if you "can't wait." We'll let you know when you can get the beautiful little phone at a price that doesn't punch you in the crotch while calling you a dumbass. [Microsoft Store]