CaptEO2000 commented on Don't Worry, Magneto Is Still A Jewish Terrorist

"@Shell_Kracker: Right, not all German kids are blonde, just all the evil Nazi ones."

CaptEO2000 commented on Condom Dispensing "Don't Panic" Button For Emergencies

"Where's the gadget here exactly???"

CaptEO2000 commented on Question of the Day: Do You Use an All-You-Can-Eat Subscription Music Service?

"I use internet radio to discover new music, and then download it from a variety of sources (iTunes, Torrent, Limewire)."

CaptEO2000 commented on Mobile Microwave Brings Food Nuking Into Your Automobile

"Sure it's convenient, but here in California you can only use it in your car is you have a hands free burrito."

CaptEO2000 commented on Star Wars: The Clone Wars Review (Or, The First Star Wars Movie You Will Truly Hate)

"@Rabid Penguin: I have to respectfully disagree. Mark Hamill was great in all 3 movies."

CaptEO2000 commented on Star Wars: The Clone Wars Review (Or, The First Star Wars Movie You Will Truly Hate)

"@katysax: To hell with you...And to hell with George "Rape the Fans" Lucas."

CaptEO2000 commented on Wife Uses eBay to Humiliate Cheating Husband and His Fat Lover

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

CaptEO2000 commented on Leave Ziro Alone!

"CNN (Coruscant News Network) is reporting that the Hutt Rights Coalition, an advocacy group, came out to urge moviegoers to boycott the film that they called "demeaning." They are demanding that George Lucas re-cut the film, modifying it to remove any reference to the word "Sissy Hutt" and any other "disrespectful depictions" from the film before it hits theaters this week."

CaptEO2000 commented on Not Even Samuel L. Jackson In Terrible Eyeliner Can Save The Spirit

"Sam Jackson as the Octopus?"

CaptEO2000 commented on Carving Board Turns Blood Into Heart Art

"@FritzLaurel: Agreed."

CaptEO2000 commented on Bouncing Star Glowing Smart Ball Ushers In the Tron Age of Sports

"What a total waste of technology."

CaptEO2000 commented on Question of the Day: Do You Say "Lego" or "Legos?"

"I say "Legos", but I also use "Catuses" and "Elvises", so maybe I'm not the best source on these types of issueses..."

CaptEO2000 commented on When Technology Becomes Art: Photography of the Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremonies

"Did you expect anything less?"

CaptEO2000 commented on Question of the Day: Do You Use Your Cellphone on the Toilet?

"I was sitting on the can the other day reading a news paper and thought to myself, "how old skool is this?""

CaptEO2000 commented on Question of the Day: Do You Use Your Cellphone on the Toilet?

"Only to play a little Golf while I crap."

CaptEO2000 commented on Modded Millennium Falcon Can Pass for Real Movie Prop

"So did they guy get sued by Lucas yet?"

CaptEO2000 commented on Images of Terminator Caught In Hi-Res Trailer

"Sorry fans, but this looks like a guy in a robot suit."

CaptEO2000 commented on Phoenix Lander Has Touched Martian Water For the First Time

"Funny how the headline would be less believable if you replaced "Phoenix Lander" with "NASA Engineer" and "Martian Water" with "Woman's Genitals"."