ChromiumSwitch commented on Hover Boards, Holy Grails and TIE Fighters Fill Hollywood Prop Auction's Geek Memorabilia Motherlode

"Good god, jack's ax!"

ChromiumSwitch commented on Bright-Eyed Young Literary Woman Leaves New York in Disgust

"@overunderover: Were her initials K.S.?"

ChromiumSwitch commented on Bum—Or Scribe for America's Most Glamorous Magazine?

"@jrhys: Scooped."

ChromiumSwitch commented on Bum—Or Scribe for America's Most Glamorous Magazine?

"What's that "Blazing Loincloths" poster in the background?"

ChromiumSwitch commented on Saudi Arabian Textbooks Antisemitic, Scary, Shamefully Hilarious

"@gawkimo: If by "shit none of us know very much about," you mean none of us on average, and if that average includes you, then OK, I see what you did there."

ChromiumSwitch commented on Vanity Fair Editor Arrested for Infiltrating Elite Private Club

"@Truculent: "RUN LIKE HELL when you cross the street."

ChromiumSwitch commented on Saudi Arabian Textbooks Antisemitic, Scary, Shamefully Hilarious

"@ADismalScience: "It is exactly the moral gulf between us and the Soviets..." Too bad we did everything in our power to widen that gulf when the Soviets were in Afghnistan, including initiating Saudi funding streams, smuggling fundamentalist preachers around the Middle East, teaching them to make bombs, and printing textbooks that read much like the above, all of which led to the rise of al Qaeda."

ChromiumSwitch commented on Saudi Arabian Textbooks Antisemitic, Scary, Shamefully Hilarious

"@zibby: "...they write their numbers in English over there?" That was a joke, right?"

ChromiumSwitch commented on Vanity Fair Editor Arrested for Infiltrating Elite Private Club

"@Werrick: Point taken, but what's funny is the idea that you can a) reach some kind of deep inner self-awareness and universal manly brotherhood and b) bask in a cultured, artsy atmosphere while c) surrounded exclusively by the board members of Fortune 500 companies."

ChromiumSwitch commented on Vanity Fair Editor Arrested for Infiltrating Elite Private Club

"They don't need a plumber; the members famously take care of their business in the woods. So if you ever come to your senses one day, and you're taking a shit under a redwood next to Henry Kissinger and talking about oil futures, don't be alarmed."

ChromiumSwitch commented on Queen Elizabeth Looks Fantastic in Her Swimsuit

"@PrincessKashmir: You are in for a bitter, poisonous treat."

ChromiumSwitch commented on Laser Tattoo Body-Modding, This Time it's Not Painful: Fingernails

"@lpranal: Castro, of course."

ChromiumSwitch commented on Laser Tattoo Body-Modding, This Time it's Not Painful: Fingernails

"???DaliZappaNietzsche ???Che Guevara, maybe??????? Can anyone help me out here?"

ChromiumSwitch commented on The Backhanded Art of the Unflattering Cover

"JA looks sad, disillusioned & exhausted."

ChromiumSwitch commented on Russian Ravers Blinded By Best (and Last) Laser Show They'll Ever See

"God that movie sucked."