FiveLiters commented on Question of the Day: Do You Listen to an MP3 Player While Working Out?

"@WildWon: Nine Inch Nails "Closer" Oh yeah,I use a Sansa MP3 when I run on the treadmill, and dock it when I lift weights."

FiveLiters commented on DJ Mobile Car Speeds Along On Sound Rockets

"Did he craft this out of a Pinto?"

FiveLiters commented on Dr. Who Sonic and Laser Screwdrivers Are Really Vibrators In Disguise

"@thoughtfix: I think this qualifies as Dr "ooh". Reminds me of the Lillian Vernon catalog,where they have those "personal massagers",which must be another term for "6 or 12-inch vibrator"-!"

FiveLiters commented on iPhone Factory Girl Just Small Town Girl Living in a Lonely World, "Really Scared" by Media Attention

"@Silvio_73h-1337: I think Gwen Stefani is hiring her as another one of her Harajuku girls."

FiveLiters commented on Gold and Jewels Yalos LCD TV Costs Too Much, Looks Like It has The Pox

"Looks like something the Bratz would watch. Of course,if that sheik could buy a gold-plated MBA..."

FiveLiters commented on LEAK: Comcast's Mobile Store Is Actually Quite Promising

"@nutbastard: Not really...just think,when you unlock one of their phones,instead of "jailbreaking",it's "springing a leak"! My day job beckons,I must go now."

FiveLiters commented on Religious Group Now Protesting Online Porn in the Sky While God Smiles Suspiciously

"Kinda puts that whole "thank you for flying the friendly skies" in a whole new perspective,eh? Getting back to the focus of the whole thread,I just find it funny that they say "this nation hasn't been serious about attacking pornography...",um,who do they think is 'buying' the $6 billion or so a year sold in porn?"

FiveLiters commented on Four-Foot SNES Controller Actually Works (For Shaquille O'Neal)

"First the giant-ass camera...[gizmodo.com]And now this?"

FiveLiters commented on Caption Contest: Big Honking Camera

""What do you mean,I can't put my camera in my carry-on?""

FiveLiters commented on Geek License Plates Show Just How Geeky the Road Can Get (Very)

"My red Mustang convertible had the plate CODE RED on it for some time,but then I had it repainted,and changed the plate to PLATNUM."

FiveLiters commented on Shooter Fire Extinguisher Adds a Little Nerf-iness to Battling Blazes

"I was thinking this looked like an "industrial-strength dildo-lobber",but then I've only seen those in Target and Wal-Mart."

FiveLiters commented on Prisma LED Streetlights: Light in Three Directions, Pays For Itself With Advertising

"Wasn't this the thing that chased Dakota Fanning around in 'War Of The Worlds'?"

FiveLiters commented on Crayola EZ Type Keyboard: When Normal Keyboards Are Just Too Confusing

"@dc-united: Actually,it's the new budget keyboard from Optimus."

FiveLiters commented on 10 Gadgets That Help You Play Like an Olympian

"@binkyje: Dunno,but apparently they do have them in a size that Morris Day,er,the guy on the right,can show off his junk in!"

FiveLiters commented on Condom Dispensing "Don't Panic" Button For Emergencies

"@logruszed: "I'll take 'other orifices' for $200,Alex!" @goaliegeek: If she's putting out,that button has already been pressed!"

FiveLiters commented on Asus F6 Comes With Webcam, 13-inch Screen, Eau de Asus

"@TheGeekInPink: That would be a scented Anus,not Asus ;0)"

FiveLiters commented on B&D Messenger Helps the Blind Read SMS

"The third pic looks a little "cube-from-hellraiser-ish"...doncha just hate when you're just trying to send a text message,and you accidentally loose an army of demons on an unsuspecting world?"

FiveLiters commented on LED Flashlight Lightsaber Whooshes to Life, Shines Bright Blue Light

"That's nothing...I have an LED Fleshlight that I stick my saber in...whoops,TMI!"