Stem_Sell commented on World's First Power Plant Using Osmosis To Generate Power Opened in Norway

"This is sure to kill off certain forms of hydrocarbon based power generation completely according to the formula NaCl+NaCl's / Heptane = Saline, saline's, *over* the seven 'C's..."

Stem_Sell commented on Have Some Math With Your Breakfast

"Now that bagel appears to have lox and lox of spreadable surface!"

Stem_Sell commented on Forty Percent Of You Clowns Use a Case On Your Phones

"Pragmatic fashionistas say: "Why not let the world's hardest substance protect your baby Lady Gaga-style?" (hard to argue with that kind of logic...)"

Stem_Sell commented on Scientists Develop Phaser That Can Stun (Worms)

"Worm to Mad Scientist: "Don't phase me, bro!""

Stem_Sell commented on Video: Bomb-Proof Wallpaper vs Wrecking Ball

"Its fatal flaw is that it only comes in a god awful paisley..."

Stem_Sell commented on Pocket Radar Is the "World's Only Pocket-Sized Personal Speed Radar"

"@Complexified: Was that two specular or spectacular reflectors?"

Stem_Sell commented on Diamonds Are Forever, but Human Teeth Are Disgusting Beyond Any Temporal Classification

"Canines are a girl's best friend..."

Stem_Sell commented on New Spacecraft Uses Starlight to Propel its Sails

"Picard to Data: "Hoist the quantum spin'aker ya scurvy wretch n' commence ta tach'yonin' to star'board a'fore I feed you to the flux!!" #solarwind"

Stem_Sell commented on Famous Paintings Reproduced In Coffee

"@SoaringDisbelief: Yeah, and I think there's more than one kind of 'Colombian' involved, if you know what I mean..."

Stem_Sell commented on Famous Paintings Reproduced In Coffee

"What's the pointillist?"