<![CDATA[Gizmodo: Clothing]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: Clothing]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/clothing http://gizmodo.com/tag/clothing <![CDATA[ Amazing Magic Mirror Digitally Changes Fabrics On the Fly ]]> The Fraunhofer Institute—the guys who invented MP3 and screwed the music labels as a result, which is why we like them so much—have a booth at IFA with their latest inventions. The best one is this stunning magic mirror, an augmented reality display that gets any piece of clothing and transforms its fabric in real time. Live, the effect was absolutely amazing, indistinguishable from a real mirror.

Honestly, when I was in front of it I just couldn't tell the difference from a real t-shirt. It deformed like the one she was holding. I think she's a witch. [More IFA 2008 Coverage]

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Mon, 01 Sep 2008 13:11:00 EDT Jesus Diaz http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5044025&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ EcoSaber Shirt: The Kinder, Eco-Friendlier Lightsaber ]]> If there was ever a Jedi hippie, this is the lightsaber he would use. Let's face it, CFLs last a lot longer than energy blades and they are much cheaper to operate. Plus, they help protect the galaxy. Think about it. Available for $26. [Redbubble via Geekologie]

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Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:00:00 EDT Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5043124&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Solar Powered Neck Tie Holds, Powers Your Gadgets ]]> A team of researchers at North Carolina State University have devised an ingenious way to charge your gadgets on the move: With solar powered clothing. The designs use a process called digital textile printing to leverage the blocky solar panels into neck ties and jackets. In the case of the tie there's even a hidden pocket to hold your device as it charges. Convenient. A five-day test found the clothing posed no significant health risk, including electric shock, although the neck tie design did have one major flaw. See if you can guess what it was.

Seems that solar panels, clothing-infused or not, are tough to tie in knots:

Application of the solar panels to the tie made it difficult to tie the knot. In typical tie knots, a small loop is created through which the large end of the tie is passed. At this step in the process, the physical width of the solar panel forces the user to enlarge their tie loop to allow the solar panel to pass through. The solar panels are limited to bending around a three inch diameter and should not be creased. Usage of narrower solar panels was considered, but there would be sacrifices in power generation. Applying solar panels to clip-on ties would eliminate this problem.

Still, we can only see a bright future for wearable, chargeable clothing. [JTATM via Talk2MyShirt]

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Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:30:00 EDT Jack Loftus http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5038015&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ UK School-Kids Get iPod-Controlling Uniforms: Teachers Despair ]]> Ipod-controlling clothes aren't new, sure, but UK retailer Marks and Spencer is taking a teeny risk with its new line of smart clothing. It's aimed at school kids, with controls and pockets integrated into standard school uniform blazers and coats. A five function keypad from Fibertronic is inside the lapels, and there're loops for hiding the earphone wires under there too. Brilliant idea... until you wonder how many detentions this is going to land kids in, when they decide that listening to tunes on the journey into school isn't enough, and Geography lessons are soooo boring anyway. The Back to School iPod gear is in boys and girls cuts, with the coat going for around $70, depending on size, and the blazer for around $50. [Talk2MyShirt]

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Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:15:00 EDT Kit Eaton http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5036878&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ AOKI Deodorizing Suits Keep Sweaty Types Tolerable At the Office ]]> You know that sweaty guy who always comes into work smelling like an armpit? Yeah, you know who I'm talking about—and if you don't, "that guy" is probably you. Thanks to AOKI, you won't have to tolerate the funny looks, wrinkled noses and giggle-laden whispers of your co-workers any longer. The translation is shaky, but they claim that their new line of deodorizing suits can absorb sweat, suck out odor and provide antibacterial protection using the power of silver ions. They also run about $370 on sale. Unfortunately, if you don't live in Japan you will just have to continue being the smelly office outcast. [Rakuten via Crunchgear]

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Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:00:00 EDT Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5031723&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ LED Fashion: Perfect for Joggers, DJs, Gizmodo Enthusiasts ]]> EroGear is an LED clothing startup that embeds bright, eye-burning lights in otherwise drab cotton. And while their current LED jackets look perfect for late night runners and bicyclists, EroGear is actually courting a different group given the high price tag—the DJ who's looking to distinguish himself in a dark nightclub. The only downside is that since EroGear's fashion is still "in the design phase," custom LED jackets as seen in this clip cost about $1,500 a pop. And for that much, we'd need nothing less than a full-out TRON 2 bodysuit. [EroGear]

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Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:40:00 EDT Mark Wilson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5029880&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Band Geek Hero Shirts Proclaim You King of the Keytar ]]> Guitarists may get all the chicks, but some of us loudly and proudly played less popular instruments and heck, we ought to get a chance to be a hero too! While I plead with Harmonix to include the noble Euphonium in their next music game, you other band geeks can show solidarity with your instrument of choice by wearing it on your shirt. Torsopants has a crazy collection of Guitar Hero parodies for almost every musical player out there. Banjo Hero? Kazoo Hero? Didgeridoo Hero? All yours for $19 plus shipping. [Torsopants via Boingboing]

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Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:30:00 EDT Elaine Chow http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5026948&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Sexy Venetian Blind T-Shirt Bares Midriffs With the Pull of a String ]]> Hey girls, can't decide whether or not to wear that midriff-bearing shirt out to the bar tonight? No worries, simply don this Venetian blind T-shirt and yank on the fully functional string when Joe Hottie walks by. Sure it's ridiculous, but it's also one-of-its-kind, and available only at art museums for the time being. Just don't be too peeved when some drunk mistakes your shirt for an actual window and pukes all over your chest. [Shikisai via I New Idea]

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Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:00:00 EDT Jack Loftus http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5022364&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ New Sensor Means Future Clothing May Know You're Stressed ]]> If German scientists have their way, your shirt may one day be able to pipe up with "I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over." That's because they've developed a new sensor that detects muscle excitation and thus detects stress. It's flexible enough to be woven into clothing and survive washing. Why would you want to do that? For sports training, coaches may be able to tell if athletes are tired out or still have some reserves left, or you may slide on a special vest that lets you control your games console. Makes a Wiimote seem kinda wimpy doesn't it? [Talk2MyShirt]

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Sun, 06 Jul 2008 16:00:00 EDT Kit Eaton http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5022350&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ His and Hers Binary Button-Downs Fuse Subtle Geek With Work Wardrobe Chic ]]> These dry-clean only shirts from Rhombuswear are, perhaps, the perfect "next step" for geeks looking to spruce up their wardrobe with a few articles that aren't open source project-branded polo shirts. From a distance, they're all business. But get close, and the little 1's and 0's start to take shape. Or Iowa test ovals, your choice. Just don't come complaining to us when you get reprimanded for making nasty words with the filled-in ovals. Then again, for $75 a pop, you might want to leave the No. 2's at home. [Rhombuswear via Geek Sugar via Technabob]

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Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:00:00 EDT Jack Loftus http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5020532&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Avi's Yarmulke Version 2.0: Now With Scrolling LEDs ]]> The last time we caught up with tech analyst Avi Greengart, he sported a yarmulke emblazoned with crocheted gadgets. Now he's put his money where his mouth keppe is and made his newest yarmulke a gadget itself. It is loaded with LEDs that scroll his name—and presumably messages to the man upstairs, or anything else he can dream up. I have one pressing question: Does he turn it off on Friday night? [Avi Greengart]

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Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:20:00 EDT Benny Goldman http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5019985&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Signal Jacket for Cyclists Gets Instructable: Your Arms Will be Happy ]]> Back in March we showed Leah Buechley's neat signaling jacket for cyclists, the one that has LED turn-indicators on the back. Not much info was available on it at the time, save for the fact it used an Arduino Lilypad controller. But now Leah's posted a detailed Instructable for the jacket, including handy things like a shopping list for materials and tools, so you could easily make your own. One thing we didn't know: there's a single LED on each cuff, confirming your turn signs are showing on the back. Good idea that—saving you from veering into the path of a juggernaut that didn't know what you were up to. [Instructables via Talk2myshirt]

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Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:15:00 EDT Kit Eaton http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5019860&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Daft Punk's Designer Shows DIY Glowing Outfit Tricks ]]> Almost as famous as Daft Punk's electro-tunes are their glowing electro-outfits. And now, thanks to the chap who made clothes for their 2007 Alive tour, and an Instructables DIY page you too could don glowing gear. It looks fairly easy, as long as you're nifty with a needle and thread: the hardest part seems to be soldering the wire's electric contacts. There're a bunch of tips on wire placing and sewing, and photos of EL wire patterns on everything from boots to hats. And now, if you excuse me, I'm off to persuade my missus of the benefits of a glowing bra. [Instructables via Hacknmod]

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Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:20:00 EDT Kit Eaton http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5018788&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Third-Eye Jacket Records People Laughing at You Behind Your Back ]]> The third eye or "Hard-Ware" concept jacket by designer Paul Coudamy gives the wearer an expanded range of vision by awkwardly integrating a micro-camera on the back. The device records all of the people behind you laughing at your ugly jacket and then transmits those embarrassing images to an awkwardly integrated monitor located on the wrist. I can see how something like this could be useful from a safety perspective, but something needs to be done about the style before anyone in their right mind would wear it.

[Trendhunter]

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Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:50:00 EDT Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5018434&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Laser-Cut Scarfs. Verdict: Fashion and Laser Beams FTW! ]]> Taking the words out of your mouth, and wrapping them round your neck: These scarfs are typographic wonders, and they're cut by frickin' laser beams! And that's just cool. Made from microfiber suede, they're available in Uppercase, Lowercase and Numbers styles and in off-white and black. They may be fashionable, though I'm guessing just a little too holey for really cold days... But if you like 'em, these 62 x 4-inch garments cost $52. Or maybe that should be "fiftytwodollars." [Littlefactory via Core77]

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Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:20:00 EDT Kit Eaton http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5017927&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 'CFL FTW' Illuminates the Tragedy Behind Lightbulb Progress ]]> Poor incandescent bulbs. They had about 100+ years of dominance, but now it's the era of energy-efficient compact fluorescent. And this triumph of the CFL has been archived for future historians in the most permanent record known to our culture: a T-shirt. If you'd like to see this clever garment actually be produced, make sure to vote over at Threadless. [Threadless via superpunch]

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Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:00:00 EDT Mark Wilson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5016915&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Sweat Analyzing Shirts Determine if You Need a Gatorade ]]> A Swiss company named Biotex is planning to integrate wireless biosensors in garments that could help athletes and diabetics assess sodium, potassium and chloride levels in their sweat samples. Unlike existing technology, these sensors would collect data in real time and either store it or deliver it to wireless devices for immediate analysis.

Obviously, this type of technology would give the wearer the advantage of knowing exactly when they need to replenish nutrients in order to maintain or increase performance. The project is currently in the testing phase, but if all goes well these garments could make their way into the fat, sweaty hands of regular consumers sometime in the near future. [Biotex via Popsci]

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Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:30:00 EDT Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5013986&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Embedded Bra Improves Moods and Protects Boobs (From Harmful Cellphone Radiation) ]]> tourmaline-bra.jpgApparently, the folks in Japan are suckers for snake oil tourmaline trinkets like this bra that was recently unveiled at the Beauty World Japan exhibition in Tokyo. If you are not familiar, tourmaline is thought of as a "miracle electric stone" capable of blocking harmful radiation from cellphones, improving moods and reducing stress. Apparently, the manufacturers behind the "La-la" tourmaline-embedded bustier believe that their product can have the same positive effects—or, more accurately, that is what they want you to believe. [Beauty World Japan via 3Yen]

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Wed, 21 May 2008 18:50:00 EDT Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=392511&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Huggable Electric Hoodies for Couples: A Visual Ipecac ]]> Nothing gets the bile rising in the throat faster than a couple wearing the same clothes—that is until you have witnessed a couple wearing these Embrace Me hoodies. The abstract logo on the front of the garment is actually made of a conductive fabric. When two people wearing the shirts embrace, small white lights flicker on the back of each hoodie, forming a Big Dipper pattern. If that wasn't bad enough, the light show is accompanied by a faint heartbeat sound.

This isn't the first time someone has come up with an idea for a huggable shirt, but the difference is that you can actually purchase the Embrace Me Hoodie. Unfortunately, it will cost between $480-$600 for the privilege of nauseating everyone around you. [Studio 5050 via Trendhunter via Talk2myShirt]

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Wed, 21 May 2008 16:00:00 EDT Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=392467&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Virtual Fitting Room Turns You Into An Online Paper Doll ]]> The one thing I never buy on the Internet anymore is clothing, after realizing for the umpteenth time that the dress that looked great on the 6 foot, 100lb model doesn't quite hang the same on me. But Japan-based Aveilan Company's virtual fitting room technology might make me give Internet clothes shopping another chance.

Aveilan's Awesaba is a program that lets you create an online mannequin of yourself. To use it, you upload a photograph of yourself in a specific pose - face forward, standing straight, with your arms at your sides a little out from your body. You then have a virtual you to click and drag clothes onto.

The company sells Awesaba to online merchants, who then provide the service free to their customers. As with all things that would make my life a lot easier, it's Japan only right now. Maybe by the time they get version 2.0, complete with 3D modeling and a style adviser who'll tell you not to match that hat with those shoes, we'll have finally jumped on Awesaba in the U.S. [Popgadget]

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Sun, 18 May 2008 13:30:00 EDT Elaine Chow http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=391508&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ EPA Dress Wrinkles Up to Show it's a Bad Air Day ]]> Currently showing at the 2nd Skin Exhibition at San Francisco's Exploratorium is this piece of smart clothing by designer Stephanie Sandstrom. Inside it hide a bunch of sensors that measure the nearby air quality, along with drivers that can adjust the fabric. The idea is that on bad air days the dress detects the problem, and adjusts itself to look all rumpled and messy, and raising environmental awareness. Does that wrinkling mean it raises the hemline? I'm not sure... but if it did, that might work to take your mind off the damage being done to your health by all those airborne pollutants. [Inhabitat]

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Fri, 16 May 2008 08:56:00 EDT Kit Eaton http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=391137&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Inventor Demos Soft Pneumatic Exoskeleton, a Good Getaway Suit ]]> We caught a quick glimpse of the Soft Pneumatic Exoskeleton before, but here inventor Che-Wei Wang demonstrates it on himself, explaining how the system gives added power to limbs at key moments. He can power it with a mini scuba tank or one of those CO2 cartridge for pellet guns, but the usage is limited by the capacity of gas you can carry. Ideal scenarios he says include hard landings—dudes involved in "parkour" street jumping could use it to avoid ripping up their kneecaps. Wang says future applications include a memory mode, where a famous athlete wears it to capture some signature maneuver that some punkass non-athlete can then copy, just by donning the same model exoskeleton and jacking the software. How's that for Johnny Mnemonic meets The Matrix meets Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure? [CWWang.com; ITP 2008]

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Tue, 13 May 2008 18:45:00 EDT Wilson Rothman http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=390140&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Heat-Sensitive Knickers Don't Make Me Hot Today ]]> Normally, I would get excited about these pants with a daisy that changes color when next to your hot hot skin. But it's Monday today, and Monday's the day I do the washing and the ironing. Tuesday is J.'s day for LEGO—he's currently attempting to do the Kama Sutra out of bricks, Wednesday we're watching all Flight of the Conchords episodes back-to-back, Thursday I'm teaching the dog how to mow the lawn, Friday is National Morris Dancers Day, Saturday I'm learning how to make a lava lamp using a paperclip, boogers, an old milk bottle and our bedside lamp. So, it'll have to be Sunday. Hang on, I've just seen the price. Thirty bucks? I feel a headache coming on. [Ethical Superstore]

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Mon, 12 May 2008 06:50:00 EDT AddyDugdale http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=389423&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ HandTalk Glove Turns Sign Language Into Words via Cellphone ]]> Attempts at making a glove into a communication device for the deaf have been going on for years now, but a group of undergraduate computer engineering students at Carnegie Melon have come up with what has to be the most practical design to date. The main difference being that it translates sign messages through a cellphone as opposed to a bulky computer. And the best part is that the device uses fairly inexpensive materials to work its magic.

Basically, the glove operates using flexor strips in the fingers that send signals to a chip regarding their position. The chip interprets that data then sends it wirelessly to a cellphone configured with a vocabulary that corresponds with the gestures. The cellphone converts that information into a text message and then into speech using an off-the-shelf program. So far, HandTalk has been able to learn 15 of the 26 letters in the American Sign Language alphabet, and the team plans on adding pressure sensors and accelerometers to account for more complex gestures that make up the difference. With any luck, the HandTalk glove will be ready for a real-world testing in 3 or 4 months.

It sounds great, but I think Jason Chen put it best when he asked: "I wonder what it'll convert this gesture into":
crotch-grab.jpg[Pittsburg Post Gazette via talk2myshirt]

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Fri, 09 May 2008 17:00:00 EDT Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=389080&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hood.e Brings Speakers To Your Hoodie Hood ]]> Tim Dubitsky's Hood.e concept was originally intended as a safer way for his nephew to walk to school and listen to music at the same time. Apparently, his route takes him across busy streets which could be dangerous for someone wearing earbuds or headphones. With the speakers embedded in the hood, users can ditch the earbuds and cords while still being able to hear the music and ambient noise. At this point, the Hood.e has not made it past the concept stage, but the idea is definitely a hell of a lot better than some of the other crap out there. UPDATE: Hood.e is not a concept, it is an actual product you can purchase now for $160. [Hood.e via Core77]

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Tue, 06 May 2008 20:00:00 EDT Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=387808&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ RallyPoint Combat Glove for Computing Under Fire ]]> Wearable computers may be a reality in today's army, but use is restricted to safe environs like a bunker or an armored vehicle—out in the open, soldiers' priority is keeping hold of their guns. The RallyPoint Handwear Computer Input Device is unique in that it is designed specifically to be used even while the soldier is gripping a gun or a steering wheel. It's full of sensors—maybe too many:

• Four fingertip pushbuttons for common functions like push-to-talk
• Index fingertip sensor for map or mouse mode selection
• Lower index finger for switching radio channels
• Pinky fingertip for map zoom or, in mouse mode, mouse-click
• Middle fingertip is "anywhere mouse" trackpad that is engaged when press against a hard surface like a gun or a wall
• Accelerometers in wrist track Wii-like gestures for sending messages, etc.

The glove has been in development for a few years, but has just been taken up by the US Army for testing at the Natick Soldier Systems Center. It's insanely cool, and something with clear real-world applications—and not just for you, Zoltan. But still, I keep wondering exactly how smart it is to make the tip of the index (aka trigger) finger a sensor that's to be used while your holding a gun. No wonder they show it here with a plastic toy instead of a real gun with live ammo. [Technology Review
via KurzweilAI]

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Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:10:00 EDT Wilson Rothman http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=385136&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Piezing Dress Concept Generates Electricity as She Walks ]]> Exploratorium%20Amanda%20Parkes%20GI.jpgOasis were right, she is electric, or at least she would be with the Piezing dress concept, designed by Amanda Parkes. The concept was shown off at the 2nd Skin: Imaginative Designs in Digital & Analog Clothing event in San Francisco, and it uses piezoelectric material around the joints to generate electricity when motion is detected. Unfortunately, the current isn't used instantaneously as some sort of nipple stimulator, instead it is stored in a small, removable battery, which can then be discharged when required.

Clothing concepts that double up with unusual functions have been around for a while, but this one seems to be one of the more useful and practical solutions, even if it isn't the epitome of fashion. (Disclaimer: I am not a fashion pundit.) [textually]

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Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:30:00 EDT Haroon Malik http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=384452&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Improbable Blu Jacket Custom Made For Attention Seekers ]]> The Blu Jacket concept from Lunar Design aims to turn our children's children into walking billboards using an electronic fabric based on e-paper technology and space-age organic fabrics. It could display your mood throughout the day, pull up maps using a built-in GPS module, display photos, video and (gasp) even advertisements.

Imagine a future filled with people getting paid to wear annoying ads everywhere you went, or attention seekers getting in your face with a shirt filled with their stupid propaganda. It's a good thing we will all be long dead before this sort of technology becomes widely available. [Lunar Design via Gizmowatch via DVICE]

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Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:00:00 EDT Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=384253&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ VitalJacket: Heart Monitor And T-Shirt in One ]]> Some of the same kind of health telemetry that the French army may be using could be yours in the new VitalJacket product. It's a smart T-shirt with a built-in electrocardiogram monitor, designed for both medical diagnostics and sports fitness uses. It's supposed to be less awkward than conventional devices, as well as more comfortable. The HWM200 version sends data on the wearer's heart over a Bluetooth link to a phone or PDA, allowing real-time monitoring. The 100 version stores it on an SD card for later analysis on a PC and allows the wearer to define heart rate limits which trigger a vibration alarm in the shirt. Both editions are available for pre-order for around $635. [Vitaljacket via Talk2myshirt]

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Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:38:16 EDT Kit Eaton http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=381964&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ WeRobot Shirt Pays Homage To Our Robotic Overlord Celebrities ]]> How many times have you been walking around SoHo when you spot a robot celebrity trying to play it cool? You tap him on the shoulder and are like, "You're the Robot from Lost in Space!" And then he turns around and...how embarrassing. It's just a gumball machine with some hosing stuck to the side. Wait, no, it was the Robot from Lost in Space! See? It gets tricky.

That's why we need this WeRobot shirt, featuring 51 silhouettes of the world's most famous robots. The only thing they're missing are the names, which is exactly what the comments and your wasted Friday at work are for. [product via botjunkie]

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Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:15:00 EDT Mark Wilson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=381365&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Massage Pants Soothe the Parts Other Pants Just Can't Reach ]]> Here's a product for those of you whose desk-bound working life puts a strain on your posterior: massage pants. Ohoho yes. They've got seven massage units arranged in a "a scientific and rational allocation" to best soothe your (ahem) parts, a number of different vibration modes and an exciting-sounding 20-minute automatic mode for handsfreeness. I'll say it again: ohoho yes. There's also a ring of infrared heaters with auto temp control to keep your tush toasty, and it's all powered by a rechargeable battery pack. Interested? Well, you'd have to be very interested: Wenzhou Wonderful Massage Equipment Co., Ltd sadly only takes orders of 500 units. [Product via Gadget lab]

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Thu, 17 Apr 2008 04:56:34 EDT Kit Eaton http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=380793&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ergoskin Orthopedic Underwear Prevents You From Becoming a Hunchbacked Freak ]]> The Ergoskin is one of those far out concepts that will probably never see the light of day, but the fact that poor posture is a common problem (especially amongst us computer nerds) makes this unique solution intriguing. The design utilizes sensors woven directly into fabric at special points along the body—sensors that deliver small electrical impulses when the body has assumed an less than ideal posture for too long.

Over a period of time, this process would "train" the body to maintain good posture. Again, it is unlikely that the Ergoskin will ever become a real world product, but it is clear something needs to be done. After all, the Quasimodo look is far from flattering. [UAA Vienna via Talk2MyShirt via DVICE]

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Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:30:00 EDT Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=380703&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Nissan Uses Old Suit To Build Cars, Score Early Bird Specials ]]> To help its engineers better understand the challenges that the elderly have behind the wheel (and feed the fears of Japan's midlife crisis population), Nissan has developed an "old suit" simulating stiff movements, blurred vision, bad balance and extra weight (probably to simulate weaker strength). It all makes sense to us, save for the harsh generalization of the warp-around eyewear. Can't we get this engineer a pair of blurry contacts or something? Maybe some that give him a sexier eye color, even? It's already embarrassing enough to drive 25 in a 40 while soiling a diaper, trust us on this one. [reuters]

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Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:51:00 EDT Mark Wilson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=380318&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Your HearWare Apparel Changes Color to Match Their Mood ]]> 250_bag_v22.jpgHearWare is clothing that listens. Like any good listener, the concept design by Younghui Kim and Milena Iossifova understands the sounds around it, and produces an appropriate response. In HearWare's case this means using LEDs and electroluminescent wires embedded in the fabric of your favorite skirt, bags or pants.

A calming ocean surf might become a brilliant blue, perhaps, or that cabbie's tirade about you stepping into traffic is expressed via your fabulous handbag as an angry sun-fire red. The intensity of light depends on the level of sound. The louder the environment, the more your apparel lights up. Combine this with Addy's wearable warzone antenna and you'd have quite the light show on your hands, I imagine. Just keep it away from the night missions. [HearWare via Talk2MyShirt]

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Sun, 13 Apr 2008 19:30:00 EDT Jack Loftus http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=379216&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Style of a Powder Blue Tracksuit Combined With the Comfort of a Bed ]]> Don't get me wrong, I like where the designer behind this tracksuit bed concept is coming from. Having the ability to comfortably rest just about anywhere is definitely a positive feature—but the flaw here is not in the concept, it is in the execution. Powder blue tracksuits are not flattering—and stuffing them with padding does not help matters. Gimme a high tech solution that doesn't make me look like a crazy senior citizen and I'm all over it. [no puedo creer via Coolbuzz via Gearfuse]

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Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:30:00 EDT Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=378456&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Defender Hoodie: Look Good, Avoid Bullets ]]> Knife-proof, machine-washable T-shirt not enough protection for you out there on the mean streets? Bulletproof backpack insert just won't cover enough of your nice, lead-free body? Maybe you need a hoodie with 2mm of Type IIA bulletproofing, enough to stop a 9mm full-metal-jacket round at a velocity of 1,090 feet-per-second. The bad news, besides the $600 price tag, is that the protection is only in the body, not the hood itself. Bladerunner Ltd., UK-based retailer of the Defender Hoodie, says the pullover also protects you from unspecified "lesser ballistic threats." (Do the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune count?) The hoodie goes on sale sometime in the next month, so please, for your own sake, don't go pissing off any mailman/lunch lady/ex-girlfriend in the meantime. [Product Page]

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Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:30:00 EDT Wilson Rothman http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=375006&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Buckle-less Belt Goes Against All T's Principles ]]> Yeah, me again. I got into the Gizmodo office using a trebuchet Hannibal and I constructed from a drainpipe, a coupla ball bearings, some old tyre rubber that I ripped with my bare hands and a buckle-less belt. Now this ain't no infomercial brought to you on the QVCQVT shopping channel, but I am Mr T and I approve this message. When I first heard about the Buckle-less belt, I thought, "What the hell is a buckle-less belt? Is it like a zipless fuck?


(Sorry Momma, I know you don't like me to cuss, but it's it's a quote from a famous book by a learned author, you know?) And yeah, I guess you're surprised that I read Erica Jong. Hell, I'm surprised I read Erica Jong. I like her. If you don't know her, she wrote a book way back in the Seventies, when I was still in 'Nam—or was I in military prison, framed for a crime I did not commit?—memory's a bit woozy these days. Anyway, this book, it's called Fear of Flying, so of course I picked it up. Well, Face gave it to me, actually, said some ladyfriend of his had recommended it. So, I starts reading it, thinking it'll cure all my travel woes. Nope. No, it had absolutely bugger fuck nuthin', sorry Mamma, to do with gettin' on a plane. Well, it sort of is, but it mostly isn't.

200802belt002.jpgBut T's getting off the subject here. Don't push him off the buckle-less belt. It's made by Sruli Recht, it comes in three sizes—three, four and five cm—and four colors, three of which I approve (flesh, bone, rust) one of which I don't (ash, don't smoke, kids. And respect your Momma). It's cut using a jet of water and made in Iceland. Oh, and before I go, get one thing straight, fool, I don't like Ice. I don't like Ice-T. And so it goes without saying I probably don't like people from Iceland. [Cool Hunting]

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Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:54:00 EDT AddyDugdale http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=374461&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Lightning Review: Electric Socks ]]> In honor of the upcoming Tahoe reader meetup on April 5th at Alpine Meadows, I'm going to be doing end of season reviews of some outdoor gadgetry that's been floating around the cabin. First up, these electric socks originally designed to keep North Atlantic fishermen warm.
The idea: Wool/Poly blend Socks with wiring and thin resistors that run from the D cells mounted in the top of the sock liner to under the ball of the foot. Sweaty feeling, and any activity causes sock droop as the batteries overpower the elastic. Yet, warmish. And $22.

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Actually: These might make a good last resort, but the chemical toe warmers are a better bargain than buying a new pair of D cells every 6 hours. And let's not forget, warming the torso with proper layering, etc, warms the extremities. [REI and the Giz Reader Meetup, thanks to Adam for being the leg model]

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Sun, 30 Mar 2008 23:53:42 EDT Brian Lam http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=373904&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Japanese Party Pants Say "Read My Lips" ]]> Until I saw these, I thought that the pantsular affliction of cameltoe was something to be ashamed of. Not in Japan, apparently. These flesh-colored party pants look like the Nurse Ratched of the lingerie world, and it seems like they do to your nether regions what a good bra does to your upper one—lift and separate. Judging by the pics on the packet (the plastic one) these things are aimed at blokes—they look like man-thighs to me—so I guess they're for costume parties. Anyone with more information than me about these 13-buck knickers, feel free to share your knowledge in the comments. [Tokyo Times]

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Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:00:00 EDT AddyDugdale http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=373788&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Slash-Proof Armored Tee Is Lightweight, Machine Washable ]]> A uniform maker in Japan has developed a lightweight polyethylene fiber t-shirt that helps keep people protected from knife attacks. The machine-washable material has a molecular weight similar to the aramid fiber found in body armor, so its probably safe to assume it's not going to tear easily if you're doing dangerous yet knife-free activities such as rock climbing or no-holds-barred wrestling, either. The only downside to this is that even the short-sleeve version, made by Nihon Uni in Osaka, ranges in price from about $200 to over $500, and will only be sold in Japan when it debuts in June. [Fareastgizmos.com]

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Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:20:00 EDT Wilson Rothman http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=371357&view=rss&microfeed=true