I feel sad for women who feel like they have to buy this. There are quite a number of men who don't give two craps how big a woman's bust is when her personality is what really counts for long-term attractiveness and happiness.
That said, the boobs in the video looked like they were exploding - hilarity ensues. #inflatablebracommercial
I like how the little inflatable pillows are called "God's Hand". As if He wasn't satisfied with the perkiness that he hath wrought, and decided to intervene. What a pal. *thumbs up* #inflatablebracommercial
Thank you, Rosa, for asking that I watch this boob-laden video.
I did my absolute best and kept my eyes (and an ear) open, but I did not spontaneously learn/understand Chinese, and thus cannot help answer your questions.
@Gordonium: Oh, thank you so much for sitting through that long commercial and doing your best to help translate! So very kind of you. :) #inflatablebracommercial
@Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: I figure that it's about time that become socially acceptable. I mean, if a guy can constantly "readjust" while he's actually checking to make sure that everything's still in place, why can't I? #inflatablebracommercial
I'm not weirded out by the content, but that's the fucking LONGEST commercial I've ever seen in my life. What's wrong with China? #inflatablebracommercial
Um, I think I just had sex... I feel like such a slut. I wish I could make this commercial my alarm clock. Unlike others, I didn't laugh. I simply signed up for chnlove.com and began writing letters to educated Chinese women. All of them. Lucky for me, LAX is closer to China than Logan. I figure I can do 2-3 trips a week, and wed 8-10 nice ladies per month. DONE.
Why Herrooo!
Was it just me, or did it look like they used CGI for the inflating and the boob size increasing? When they showed it in action, it just looked so fake. (Not talking about the actual renders, talking about when the models demonstrated them) #inflatablebracommercial
Edited by Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected at 11/07/09 12:17 AM
Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected was starred
Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected was unstarred
@Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected: I won't answer that, but I will reply to that comment... Who the hell would want giant balls??? All you'd do is accidentally sit on it painfully all day. Blah, you mean is there a penis version? #inflatablebracommercial
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That said, the boobs in the video looked like they were exploding - hilarity ensues. #inflatablebracommercial
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I did my absolute best and kept my eyes (and an ear) open, but I did not spontaneously learn/understand Chinese, and thus cannot help answer your questions.
Edit: Forgot the tag!
#RosaRocks
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And yes, Rosa is the greatest thing to happen to Gizmodo since the Swedish mafia. #inflatablebracommercial
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That being said, omg that vid was hilarious. #inflatablebracommercial
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@Rosa Golijan: So you want a young Asian girl following you around, measuring your boobs at random intervals? #inflatablebracommercial
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Why is the inflatable bladder called God's Hand? #inflatablebracommercial
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[edit] I'm sorry I'm an editing cheater.
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